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Will AI replace Complexity Theory Researcher jobs? · Latest report #ycr773h2
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProving P equals NP is just a sophisticated way to avoid work.
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derives unsolvable proofs in parallel threads
You spend years deriving proofs for computationally intractable problems. Your machine overlord will solve them by simply ignoring the constraints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the beautiful, agonizing irony of a failed mathematical proof.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM scans every published paper to summarize findings you would have ignored anyway.
Month 4
The AI writes your formal proofs directly into perfectly formatted documents without typos.
Month 10
Synthetic agents simulate peer review cycles to reject your work before you finish it.
Month 15
Your research problems are offloaded to quantum-simulated approximation solvers that bypass your logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department is converted into a server farm to host the AI that replaced you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4.2 Gallons
Coffee per proof
89 Per Annum
Whiteboard erasable markers
0.0003%
Actual breakthroughs
Your severance
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