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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou check boxes for a living while the machines check you.
Professional paper-pusher and seeker of internal policy loopholes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Checking your compliance until you are obsolete.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUDITBOT REGULATORY PRO 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags every discrepancy before you blink
Reviews legal documentation and internal processes to ensure company policies are followed. Identifies gaps in regulatory reporting structures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a colleague is lying about the audit trail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Software begins automatically tagging all your regulatory document files.
Week 7
An algorithm flags missing signatures before you even open them.
Month 4
The machine generates all your monthly risk reports instantly.
Month 5
Managers start trusting the software decisions over your human judgment.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200
Document reviews per hour
0
Regulatory slip-ups
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A PDF copy of the rulebook you followed.
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