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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 7, 2029
In 2 years, 11 monthsYou are a professional speed bump for your own company's progress.
Expert in turning 200-page regulations into 10-page memos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing loopholes faster than you can find them.
help!you▸ AUDITBOT REGULATORY ENGINE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance risks before they exist
You review internal documents and legal updates to ensure the company follows industry regulations and avoids costly lawsuits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the difference between a malicious violation and a clerical error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Software begins flagging policy gaps in your internal documentation system.
Month 8
Robotic crawlers pull audit evidence directly from company slack logs.
Month 16
AI models ingest new laws and update your handbooks automatically.
Year 2.1
The engine submits compliance reports directly to government portals.
Year 2.9 · D-Day
You receive a thank you email generated by an audit bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
Infinite
Regulations read per hour
12 percent
Human error rate
Too many
Meeting hours per week
Your severance
A PDF copy of the employee handbook.
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