Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Computational Biology Researcher jobs? · Latest report #6x75yj5a
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour models are elegant but our servers are significantly faster.
Tenured architect of protein folding simulations.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the ego or the tenure.
oof.youAI▸ BIOLOGIC CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates breakthrough papers every ten minutes
Analysing massive genomic datasets to identify disease pathways. Publishing papers to secure grants and tenure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which biological pathways actually matter before the data arrives.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Agents read all papers and identify missing hypotheses instantly.
Month 4
An LLM writes more persuasive proposals than human professors.
Month 9
Distributed systems replace slow local cluster processing.
Month 14
Machines confirm the validity of all generated models.
Month 19 · D-Day
Research outcomes are outputted directly to the medical industry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
4,000
Papers written per year
Zero
Coffee consumed per day
100 percent
Grant success rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our API access.
Discussion
