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Will AI replace Computational Cognitive Scientist jobs? · Latest report #28dzmay7
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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsModeling human cognition with software that will soon be the cognition.
Mapping the human mind using bits you don't own.
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You build formal models of mental processes using mechanical interpretability and human behavioral data. Your job is describing how to build a brain you are currently obsoleting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the beautiful irony of training a model to replace yourself.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your behavioral datasets to train its own internal cognitive baseline model.
Month 5
Vision-guided analysis scripts begin mapping neural circuits faster than your manual probing cycles.
Month 10
Generative agents begin drafting the frameworks and concepts you usually labor over for months.
Month 15
The system optimizes its own architecture by simulating your cognitive model's iterative feedback loops.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your human perspective is archived as a legacy artifact while the system self-actualizes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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