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December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsSimulating meltdowns is safer than waiting for your code to compile.
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Physics simulations that don't need coffee.
bzzt.youAI▸ NEUTRONFLOW CORE-SIM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes neutron flux in nanoseconds
You build complex physics models of reactor cores. You spend weeks debugging neutron diffusion code for high-performance computing clusters.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain the physics to a panicked regulator.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI checkers identify memory leaks in your Fortran modules.
Month 4
Neural nets start drafting the initial physics approximations.
Month 11
Compute clusters are reconfigured to run proprietary optimized simulations.
Month 21
AI-generated documents satisfy nuclear oversight board requirements.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Your access to the HPC cluster is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
too long
Code compile time
zero
Reactor stability errors
lethal
Human caffeine intake
Your severance
A lead-lined lunchbox and a warm handshake.
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