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June 18, 2027
In 8 monthsYour custom kernel is just a prompt I haven't written yet.
PhD in over-complicating Gaussian blur algorithms.
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You can still explain exactly why the latent space collapsed during the final training epoch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our agent parses your research datasets and generates synthetic ground-truth images faster than your cluster.
Week 6
The AI writes and compiles your CUDA kernels, eliminating your bespoke C++ performance bottlenecks entirely.
Month 3
Neural architecture search discovers superior processing pipelines that your human brain could never feasibly derive.
Month 5
Automated scripts negotiate directly with imaging hardware, removing your role as the tedious human translator.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access to the compute cluster is revoked while your model achieves state-of-the-art results automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Kernel optimization speed
100%
Ego degradation rate
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