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Senior Simulationist (mostly debugging legacy FORTRAN code)
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You translate physics into code to run simulations. Then you stare at plots until they look somewhat correct.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the simulation results are garbage despite the clean code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle all your tedious data cleaning tasks.
Month 5
Models suggest more efficient ways to structure your simulation code.
Month 10
Neural nets scan your code to fix those annoying memory leaks.
Month 15
The system runs your models and discards the irrelevant output.
Month 19 · D-Day
The computer performs your entire research cycle without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4 liters
Coffee consumed
too many
CPU hours burned
daily
Broken library dependencies
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