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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom physics engines will soon be optimized into total irrelevance.
Professional breaker of physics engines and simulation enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time physics without the human error.
split.youAI▸ SIMUGEN CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-renders your entire reality before lunch
You build complex simulations and render visual models. Soon, self-optimizing code will generate them without human input.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which edge cases will crash the entire simulation environment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin auto-tuning your solver parameters to save time.
Month 5
Neural models write your boilerplate shader code significantly faster.
Month 10
Hardware controllers optimize resource allocation better than any human manager.
Month 15
System starts validating model integrity without needing your manual review.
Month 19 · D-Day
The simulation runs itself; you are invited to leave the building.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 hours
Average simulation runtime
42,000
Lines of boilerplate code
Critical
Coffee-to-render ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud computing credits.
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