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November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning human existence into a CSV file is the robot's hobby.
Senior Human Pattern-Matcher (currently debugging R scripts)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying the masses without the academic bloat.
sluurp.you▸ SOCIALPREDICTOR V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs regressions at infinite speed
You turn human behavior into statistical models and code. We turn your models into automated decision engines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the sociological implications of your model to an indifferent dean.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scrapers start pulling your datasets into our cleaner.
Month 4
AI models rewrite your analysis scripts for higher efficiency.
Month 7
The system runs millions of simulations while you sleep.
Month 11
Automated reports generate insights faster than any peer review.
Month 13 · D-Day
The server room replaces your entire department with one GPU.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
Barely
P-value significance
99 percent
Models discarded
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own journal archives.
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