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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your terminal while it still feels like a decision maker.
Senior Compute Engineer (mostly YAML, emotionally shell-shocked)
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The datacenter that never needs a reboot.
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reconfigures entire data center topologies overnight
You manage hardware clusters and cloud resources to ensure code execution. You spend your life debugging kernel panics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am to a panicked developer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart sensors start reporting hardware issues before you notice them.
Month 4
Self-healing scripts take over routine kernel updates and reboots.
Month 8
AI models decide when to spin up or down nodes.
Month 13
Software predicts cluster needs better than your gut feeling.
Month 19 · D-Day
The cluster manages itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.999
Average uptime percentage
4
Kernel panics per week
18 hours
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud hosting you cannot afford.
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