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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving pixels around until the render crashes is officially finished.
Professional ghost-mover in 3D space.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real physics, no keyframes, zero sleep.
no no noyouAI▸ MOTIONGEN V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates lifelike movement from text prompts
You keyframe movement and squash-and-stretch animation for digital characters. You spend your life battling render queues and curves.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly why the character's eye-line feels slightly off during the emotional climax.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models learn to mimic your specific keyframing style.
Month 4
Automated scripts handle bone placement faster than any human.
Month 8
Cloud clusters bypass your local computer's wait times entirely.
Month 13
Movement is calculated by physics logic instead of manual arcs.
Month 18 · D-Day
The software suite replaces your position with a prompt bar.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4 per hour
Average scene crashes
Excessive
Coffee intake
Infinite
Keyframe adjustments
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our cloud rendering service.
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