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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lecture notes are just legacy code waiting for a compiler.
Tenured architect of circuit diagrams and very long emails.
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delivers personalized lectures to a million students
You deliver lectures on hardware architecture and debug student code during office hours. Research and grading fill gaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a student exactly which line of their hardware logic failed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI assistants take over basic curriculum management and scheduling tasks.
Month 7
Vision systems grade all breadboard and logic schematics instantly.
Month 16
AI models deliver lectures based on your own best recordings.
Year 2.3
Chat agents resolve all common student debugging questions automatically.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The department transitions to an entirely automated pedagogical interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Average student confusion rate
too much
Paperwork per credit hour
dangerous
Coffee-to-grading ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the university library digital archive.
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