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Will AI replace Computer Engineering Student jobs? · Latest report #6yp7yzz5
Your job has an expiration date
November 22, 2026
In 4 weeksEnjoy your degree while it still contains a tangible human cost.
Master of theory, victim of the eventual curriculum update.
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compiles your entire repository while you sleep
You spend your time debugging spaghetti code and learning hardware architectures that will be obsolete before graduation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the joy in a manually soldered circuit board.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
AI models ingest the entire course syllabus instantly.
Day 3
Robotic test rigs replace manual breadboard assembly.
Day 8
AI agents replace human teaching assistants for queries.
Week 2
Adaptive algorithms write perfect code for every lab task.
Week 4 · D-Day
The concept of a human student degree becomes legacy data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
80 gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
4000 hours
Hours spent on Stack Overflow
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Probability of future relevance
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