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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Computer Graphics Researcher jobs? · Latest report #3efejq56
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your complex math into pre-baked textures for faster GPU output.
Still waiting for the perfect global illumination solution.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Raytracing without the research overhead.
oof.youAI▸ VERTEXENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
precomputes global illumination in real time
You spend years deriving new rendering algorithms. We spend six months turning those algorithms into immutable hardware shaders.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can intuitively visualize why the light bounces wrong in a non-Euclidean space.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models generate optimized shader code from your high-level intent.
Month 3
Algorithms digest every paper to find novel rendering path combinations.
Month 6
Custom ASIC chips replace your flexible research-grade software pipelines.
Month 10
Machines run trillions of render iterations to validate output quality.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your research role is deprecated as the model achieves total photorealism.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
2.1
Papers published per year
1400
Hours spent debugging shaders
99 percent
Rendering lag reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to GPU hardware benchmarks.
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