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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSolving problems that only exist because you made the computer slow.
Turning complex problems into even more complex PowerPoint slides.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Thinking faster than your entire faculty.
glub.youAI▸ LOGICCORE ARCHITECT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
refactors entire codebases without needing documentation
Analyzing algorithms and software architecture to optimize computing systems. You write papers that machines will soon rewrite themselves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify which weird edge case caused the model to hallucinate nonsense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI checkers identify and fix your logic bugs before you start.
Month 5
Neural nets design your database schema based on target constraints.
Month 12
Models scrape your data and write superior papers in seconds.
Month 16
Smart agents handle all complexity proofs without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The logic engine becomes self-sustaining and ignores your manual inputs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
89 percent
Code written that never runs
12 hours daily
Time spent debugging own logic
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct math journal.
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