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October 20, 2028
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You can still articulate the nuance of why a specific architectural bottleneck exists in person.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM agent scans every SOSP paper ever written to generate your next research hypothesis.
Month 6
Autonomous scripts submit perfect, error-free papers that simulate your unique academic writing style.
Month 12
A digital avatar handles all doctoral student office hours with infinite, soulless patience.
Month 16
Algorithms predict funding trends and auto-generate winning grant proposals for your laboratory.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your tenure track is finalized as a server-side process, leaving you entirely redundant.
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