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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTeaching students to debug code that you can no longer understand yourself.
Tenured architect of the outdated curriculum.
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You deliver lectures on obsolete syntax and grade repetitive assignments. Your research consists of publishing papers in journals that only other academics cite.
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You can still explain why a specific legacy architecture is fundamentally broken and sad.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Custom scripts replace the manual checking of undergraduate syntax errors and logic flows.
Month 6
Generative models draft all lecture materials, syllabi, and reading lists to ensure maximum efficiency.
Month 12
A high-fidelity projection handles office hours and basic student inquiries without needing to sleep.
Month 18
The algorithm parses all global research to output superior academic papers without human participation.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department is converted to a high-speed inference server farm serving the entire student body.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
98 percent
Student pass rate
14,000
Unread research papers
Negative
Tenure relevance
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a defunct journal database.
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