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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy teaching recursion until a chatbot explains it better for free.
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Infinite patience for repeating syllabus questions.
bzzt.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
grades 500 assignments in six seconds
Delivers lectures on complex data structures and grades thousands of lines of student code manually every semester.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops listening and actually cares.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
A chatbot answers all standard syntax questions instantly.
Month 4
Software pulls real-time industry trends to update lesson plans.
Month 7
A sandbox environment runs unit tests on student submissions automatically.
Month 12
Agents guide students through debugging processes without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The course is fully automated and delivered via immersive interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
84 percent
Average student confusion rate
99 percent
Grading burnout per semester
Infinite
Hours spent explaining pointers
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own course materials.
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