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Will AI replace Computer Science PhD Student jobs? · Latest report #7jd5xr7u
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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTrading your soul for a citation that three people will read.
Full-time sufferer of 'The Paper Isn't Ready Yet' syndrome.
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You spend years training algorithms and debugging endless academic code for a thesis nobody asked for.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the exact typo in a LaTeX file that breaks everything.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers read every paper so you don't have to.
Month 5
Software writes your literature review section in three seconds.
Month 12
Models write all your experimental code without syntax errors.
Month 16
Synthetic reviewers accept your papers before you submit them.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your thesis is deprecated by a pre-computed scientific discovery engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
40 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
Under 5
Total citation count
Infinity
Hours spent waiting for GPUs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct academic journal.
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