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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your grants while the server-farm writes your next paper.
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Conducts original research, writes academic papers, and manages experimental codebases. Teaches students while waiting for tenure track.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a weak methodology during a heated conference panel session.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers digest every paper in your field instantly.
Month 5
Algorithms begin generating coherent, cited papers without human input.
Month 10
Language models predict and write successful funding applications automatically.
Month 15
System designs research protocols to maximize statistical significance.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department grants tenure to the server rack instead of you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
78 percent
Average rejection rate
12 annually
Grant applications written
18 liters
Coffee consumed per week
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