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You explain complex computing concepts to students and grade their programming assignments in outdated university labs.
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You can sense when a student is lying about why their project code failed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI assistants take over routine course syllabus and administrative email replies.
Month 5
Vision-guided grading agents instantly check all student project submissions for errors.
Month 13
Synthesized avatars lecture with perfect recall of all technical documentation.
Year 2.1
Large language models handle the drafting and peer-review process of papers.
Year 3 · D-Day
The university replaces the entire department with a centralized cloud-based learning portal.
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