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Will AI replace Computer Science Researcher jobs? · Latest report #n642nus6
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour infinite loop of peer-reviewed footnotes is finally terminating.
Senior Paper Generator and Citation Farmer
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating breakthroughs before you wake up.
pop?you▸ THESISBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
accelerates peer review cycles by 1000x
You produce dense papers and proofs that machines now simulate faster. Your academic cycle is just slow code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a thesis without hallucinations during a live Q&A.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI reads every existing paper to identify gaps you missed.
Month 5
Models generate and test hypotheses without needing your lab cluster.
Month 10
Papers are written, formatted, and submitted with zero human input.
Month 15
AI-generated reviews approve AI-generated papers instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human research is archived as historical performance art.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
40 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
99 percent
Papers unread by humanity
0.4
Average citation count
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a discontinued library.
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