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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsTeaching binary to children when the machines already know everything.
Teacher of future coders who prefer drag-and-drop tools.
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You grade syntax errors and explain loops to students who would rather be on TikTok. You repeat concepts constantly.
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You can sense when a student is faking a lab report with a single glance.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automatically highlights every syntax error in student code.
Month 5
A generative model replaces your slide deck with adaptive content.
Month 13
Students ask the chatbot instead of raising their hands.
Year 2.1
Sensors and feedback loops manage student focus without human shouting.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your classroom is repurposed into a high-density server farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
45 Gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
9,000
Times explaining semi-colons
98%
Students not listening
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