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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day training the thing that replaces you tomorrow.
Professional architect of technical debt and endless refactoring.
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Turning requirements into finished logic instantly.
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deprecates your entire repository in one commit
You translate business logic into brittle code and spend hours debugging your own previous mistakes.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at guessing which specific line caused the system to crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart IDE plugins begin writing half your functions for you.
Month 4
Review agents replace the need for your pedantic peer feedback.
Month 8
Neural nets optimize your server topology far better than humans.
Month 13
Diagnostic agents self-heal production errors without any human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the software maintains itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
98 percent
Average Stack Overflow dependency
14 hours week
Time spent in meetings
1 to 4
Code written vs deleted
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a legacy coding platform.
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