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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Computer Security Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #8pd7bdbe
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPatching vulnerabilities won't fix the fact that you are the vulnerability.
Professional worrier with an expensive obsession for log files.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every back door before you even wake.
squeeze.youAI▸ SECOPS SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks incoming traffic with total predictive immunity
You monitor network traffic for anomalies and manually apply security patches to server clusters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely interpret the panic in a CTO's eyes during a total lockdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify false positives without your manual intervention.
Month 4
Servers automatically update themselves during low-traffic windows.
Month 8
User permissions are granted by behavioral analysis of user roles.
Month 13
The system seals network breaches before humans even notice logs.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are removed from the security clearance list.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
false positives ignored
400 weekly
unpatched systems
milliseconds
breach response speed
Your severance
A decommissioned firewall and a thank-you email.
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