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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTeaching children to navigate menus that will be obsolete by graduation.
Professional screen-gazer and digital babysitter.
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The only tutor that never takes a break.
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You explain operating systems to disinterested minors and troubleshoot why the printer is jammed again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about the computer being broken.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Biometric logins replace your daily password reset ritual.
Month 4
Software tracks student progress without you needing to monitor screens.
Month 8
Connected devices signal repairs before they actually break.
Month 13
Lessons update instantly to reflect current software trends.
Month 19 · D-Day
Room sensors manage student behavior while screens provide all instruction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
94 percent
Students ignoring instructions
3.2
Average printer jams daily
1200 yearly
Hours spent resetting passwords
Your severance
One refurbished monitor and a box of whiteboard markers.
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