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September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsYour complex tracking algorithms are just waiting to be backpropagated away.
Senior Vision Dev (loves tensors, hates occluded soccer players)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time tracking without the human lag.
toast.youAI▸ VISIONSYNTH AUTO-CODER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes inference pipelines while you sleep
You design and optimize computer vision models to track athletes in real-time sports footage for broadcast.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model fails when the lighting is absolutely garbage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An AI agent automatically selects the best architecture for your sports dataset.
Week 13
Machine learning systems write the GPU code that you used to hand-write.
Month 6
A compiler agent rewrites your code to be faster than you ever could.
Month 9
The logic moves to the camera hardware without needing your supervision.
Month 11 · D-Day
The system monitors itself and you are cordially invited to leave.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
240000
Frames processed per second
Zero
Code latency jitter
Non-existent
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A decommissioned GPU and one free software update.
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