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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTeaching machines how to see, so they can ignore your lectures.
Tenured architect of the very tools deleting your tenure.
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You publish papers on image segmentation while teaching students to build neural networks that eventually replace your research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a model fails when the lighting is slightly wrong.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Grading scripts now process every assignment with zero human bias.
Month 5
AI agents synthesize your entire research history to auto-generate grant proposals.
Month 11
Recorded video modules replace your live, caffeine-fueled lecture performances.
Month 16
Machine agents perform the actual experiments and write the final papers.
Year 2 · D-Day
University administration removes the need for human lecturers entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
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Papers published per year
88%
Average student confusion rate
600
Hours spent writing grants
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