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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining models to identify reality while losing sight of your own.
Still waiting for the model to actually generalize.
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Sensing the world without the ego
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optimises neural weights for zero-latency inference
You write algorithms to process event-based pixel data. You train neural networks to replace human visual interpretation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a sensor calibration is failing before the logs confirm it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrub your noisy event streams without manual oversight.
Month 5
Generative models produce training data that renders your manual labeling obsolete.
Month 10
Neural search algorithms define the network topology better than your thesis did.
Month 15
Hardware-aware compilers push optimized weights directly to the silicon edge.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system monitors itself and you are invited to browse LinkedIn.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
64 percent
Time spent debugging phantom noise
99.8 percent
Average model convergence rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud compute you cannot afford.
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