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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour smile doesn't scale as well as a pre-trained language model.
Professional glad-hander with a knack for technical jargon.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
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negotiates contracts while you are offline
You pitch complex vision systems to prospects while pretending to enjoy expensive client dinners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget over a steak.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts logging every call and email automatically.
Month 6
Generative models produce all technical pitches without human intervention.
Month 12
Synthetic avatars replace you in all initial sales meetings.
Month 16
Automated agents handle pricing and contract terms at scale.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your LinkedIn account is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Client golf outings
99 percent
Demo win rate
Infinite
Martini tolerance
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one complimentary corporate stress ball.
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