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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsTeaching binary in a glen won't save you from the cloud.
Turning local data into global confusion since 2012.
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You explain Python syntax to teenagers and manage lab hardware. You also deal with chronic Wi-Fi outages.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is faking a system crash to avoid a test.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models instantly grade all student code files for errors.
Month 7
Cloud desktops replace the aging classroom hardware racks entirely.
Month 20
Interactive modules teach recursion better than a tired human can.
Year 2.5
Cameras track student focus to predict when boredom causes mischief.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The local classroom is shuttered as students switch to immersive VR.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 minutes
Average student attention span
42 incidents
Hardware failures per term
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9 AM
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a cloud-based coding tutor.
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