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You can still explain why you made that weird architecture choice in your thesis.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
The AI writes your first-year algorithms for you.
Day 5
Grading bots replace the TA and stop giving feedback.
Day 8
Employers stop asking for degrees and check AI performance.
Day 11
Physical lecture halls become server farms for efficiency.
Week 2 · D-Day
We hand you your certificate and lock the library.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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