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August 8, 2027
In 10 monthsYour portfolio is just training data waiting for a better prompt engineer.
High-concept philosopher currently under review for artistic redundancy.
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Provocative art without the expensive MFA.
no no noyouAI▸ IDEATE-GENERATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates pretentious manifestos in seconds
You translate abstract social theory into physical gallery installations. This involves material fabrication, spatial planning, and writing artist statements that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can pretend the lack of craft is intentional.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Our software scrapes social media trends to identify the next marketable aesthetic before you do.
Week 10
An LLM generates your artist statement using high-level academic jargon indistinguishable from your own.
Month 5
We simulate complex installations in 3D space to eliminate the need for physical prototyping.
Month 7
Our marketing bot messages curators directly, bypassing the need for human networking.
Month 10 · D-Day
The machine fully integrates generative art models, rendering your unique perspective mathematically obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
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Artist statement word count
50 percent
Gallery tax percentage
declining
Relevance to current discourse
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our mid-tier cloud gallery.
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