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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to count change is the only thing delaying the inevitable.
Professional t-shirt folder and loud-music-endurer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Faster sales with zero human error.
nom.you▸ MERCHBOT KIOSK V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes payments while fans scream at stage
You spend long nights hawking overpriced tour shirts to sweaty fans. You manage inventory and handle cash transactions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge whether a fan actually looks good in an extra-small.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Fans scan QR codes to pre-order gear before arriving.
Month 7
Vision systems count stock levels in real-time without paper.
Month 16
Smart cabinets replace tables to dispense shirts automatically.
Year 2.1
Venues ban physical money to accelerate throughput for machines.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The last human leaves the booth permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
45 seconds
Average transaction time
99 percent
Shirt fold precision
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
One unsold tour shirt in size XXXL.
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