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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsRoadies are just expensive furniture that occasionally drops the speaker stack.
Lifting road-cases until the inevitable disc rupture.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Lifting heavy steel since the last tour.
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deploys trussing without crushing the band
You load heavy trucks, build truss rigs, and cable up gear for touring bands. The show goes on without you.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can untangle a XLR cable in under ten seconds.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras record your lifting patterns to train the new gantry.
Month 10
Self-leveling truss systems eliminate the need for manual height adjustment.
Year 1.9
Robotic reels store and deploy every cable without human intervention.
Year 3
Vision-guided loaders take over the loading dock and truck bay.
Year 4 · D-Day
The human roadie is officially classified as a historical liability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 hours
Average load-in time
12 percent
Back injuries per year
Zero
Cables coiled perfectly
Your severance
One complimentary backstage pass to a silent disco.
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