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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour social media posts are just ads for a robot's algorithm.
Professional hype-builder and hashtag user.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven hype, zero creative bloat.
blub.you▸ GIGSTREAM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises ticket pricing for maximum FOMO
You chase local trends to sell event tickets. You manage email lists and write captions for show announcements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a local band will actually fill the room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your ticket database syncs with our predictive revenue engine.
Month 4
Generative models produce all show captions and event imagery.
Month 8
Algorithms handle all outreach and tracking for promotion deals.
Month 12
Dynamic pricing automatically adjusts based on real-time demand signals.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over the venue marketing budget.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Zero
Human emotional connection
99.9% higher
Click-through rate
Instant
Ticket sales velocity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of free, warm light beer.
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