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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsTesting gray rock for a living is the pinnacle of human stagnation.
Professional rock crusher and dust collector.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Smashing rocks with precision.
oof.youAI▸ CYLINDR-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
crushes concrete samples with hydraulic apathy
You pour concrete into cylinder molds and crush them to test strength. It is loud, messy, and very repetitive.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a bad batch of concrete just by the slump and smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in the concrete mixer now upload all mix data automatically.
Month 7
Robotic arms at the pour site pull samples into molds consistently.
Month 16
Self-monitoring tanks detect structural integrity before the 28-day mark.
Year 2.2
Hydraulic test frames run autonomously without human supervision.
Year 3 · D-Day
The entire lab is managed by one server and zero humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12,000
Cylinders crushed annually
High
Dust inhalation risk
Too much
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A slightly used hammer and a bag of sand.
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