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May 24, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSolving the universe one slide deck at a time, mostly poorly.
Condensed Matter expert, mostly just condensing my patience.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Grant-winning logic without the tenure-track ego.
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derives physics proofs while grading student essays
You derive complex equations for novel materials and teach bored students who are definitely not listening.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the experiment failed at 3 a.m. with genuine frustration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI generates syllabus and lecture slides before the semester starts.
Month 5
Vision models scan student handwriting to grade physics exams instantly.
Month 13
Autonomous agents write and peer-review papers within an closed network.
Month 21
Robotic sensors monitor experimentalists and force correct equipment calibration.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The department chair is replaced by a high-efficiency processing cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
2.4 copies
Papers written annually
Every 4 mins
Student eye-roll frequency
Highly inefficient
Coffee-to-equation ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed article rejection notices.
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