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March 17, 2028
In 17 monthsScheduling meetings that nobody attends is a task for a bot.
Professional cat-herder of elderly board members and complainers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The board meeting that never ends.
help!you▸ CONDOBOT PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules the next meeting for eternity
Organizing condo association meetings, managing building logistics, and tracking resident attendance records.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a board member is lying about the roofing budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Residents use an app to RSVP instead of sending emails.
Month 4
Digital boards replace those yellow sticky notes on the wall.
Month 8
Voice sensors record the arguing and filter out the noise.
Month 13
Smart keys track resident presence to calculate legal requirements.
Month 17 · D-Day
The bot runs the meeting while humans eat cold donuts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
89%
Average quorum frustration
300k
Meeting minutes typed
94%
Residents ignoring emails
Your severance
One free year of HOA fee waivers.
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