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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou spend all day fixing what residents break for free.
Master of boiler rooms and forgotten basement keys.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The building that never needs a landlord.
splat.you▸ SUPERBOT BUILDING SUITE 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
unclogs garbage chutes with high-pressure air
You manage building systems, handle tenant maintenance requests, and oversee daily custodial cleaning tasks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which radiator pipe is knocking just by listening in the hallway.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
IoT monitors track water pressure and heat levels in real-time.
Month 6
Resident apps triage and diagnose maintenance requests before humans see them.
Month 16
Vision-guided sweepers scrub common areas during low-traffic night hours.
Year 2.5
Fixed robotic arms perform basic plumbing and electrical component swaps.
Year 4 · D-Day
The building becomes fully self-managing with no onsite staff required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
2 minutes
average leaky faucet response
critical
tenant passive aggression level
8/10
boiler room stress rating
Your severance
One free year of building utility payments.
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