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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsEnjoy explaining the elevator outage while your replacement updates the app.
Master of lobby politics and broken HVAC units.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total building oversight without the lunch breaks.
oof.youAI▸ PROPRIETY-X UNIT▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes all resident complaints instantly
You juggle angry resident emails, contractor schedules, and budget spreadsheets. We just need to automate your patience.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a furious retiree about lobby carpet stains without crashing the system.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your board emails shift to our automated communication gateway.
Month 6
Smart algorithms select the cheapest plumber without needing your input.
Month 15
Financial spreadsheets now self-correct based on real-time building spending.
Year 2
Residents speak only to the bot for their minor grievances.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
You are invited to leave as the unit takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
too many
resident complaints resolved
89 percent
unnecessary meetings attended
infinite
contractor follow-up emails
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a noise-canceling app.
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