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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA glorified slideshow that works better when it generates its own insights.
Professional anecdote weaver, PowerPoint enthusiast, and stage-time hog.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real charisma, zero flight costs.
oof.youAI▸ KEYNOTESIM V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized keynote to every attendee
You craft slide decks and deliver rehearsed monologues to audiences who are mostly checking their phones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and pivot when the projector dies mid-presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce your slide decks faster than your imagination.
Month 5
Avatar-based video synthesis mimics your vocal patterns and hand gestures.
Month 10
Language models learn to answer questions with your specific professional persona.
Month 15
High-fidelity projectors replace the need for physical speaker travel entirely.
Month 18 · D-Day
The podium is permanently occupied by a server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 minutes
Average time until audience yawns
12.4
Slides per coherent point
98 percent
Total buzzword density
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our text-to-speech platform.
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