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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified janitor for version control history.
Master of spreadsheets and bureaucratic versioning nightmares.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated reality for your design history.
nom.you▸ BASELINESYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces strict version compliance across all servers
You track engineering changes and ensure documentation matches current hardware builds. You police compliance and manage release baselines.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who remembers why we accepted that weird workaround in 2019.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors now track every hardware change directly from the build line.
Month 4
AI models flag non-compliant design changes without manual review.
Month 8
Cloud agents update documentation automatically in real time.
Month 13
Software enforces hardware configuration limits on the assembly line.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human input is officially locked out of the version control interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100%
Audit Trail Accuracy
Microseconds
Change Order Latency
Zero
Document Errors
Your severance
A PDF copy of the final master documentation.
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