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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Configuration Technician jobs? · Latest report #gejs22rt
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career path is just a series of pending system updates.
Professional breaker of firmware and master of registry hacks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System orchestration without the human error factor.
split.you▸ CONFIGAUTO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates root-level patch deployments across global networks
You manually tweak settings, update driver firmwares, and resolve compatibility conflicts for hardware. You are a glorified human patch-file.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a weird noise in the server rack indicates imminent death.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the exact hardware configurations causing your ticket spikes.
Month 4
Scripted agents handle routine driver updates without your manual input.
Month 9
Vision-guided systems detect physical port conflicts before they occur.
Month 15
Network-level power cycles eliminate the need for you to be present.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access credentials are removed while the system updates itself permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2
Average tickets solved per hour
35 percent
Time spent reading manual logs
12 percent
Human error rate in patching
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic diagnostic API.
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