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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 20, 2034
In 8 yearsYour claustrophobia is an expensive engineering problem for us to solve.
Human snake with a high-amperage torch addiction.
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Tiny joints, zero breathing room.
squeeze.you▸ CRAWLSNAKE V9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates zero-clearance pipe junctions effortlessly
You navigate cramped metal tanks to perform high-precision structural welding. We will eventually just send a snake in.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the integrity of a weld by the sound of the arc alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every interior pipe diameter for our robotic pathfinding.
Month 13
Vision systems remove the need for your eyes inside the pipe.
Year 2.5
Algorithms handle wire feed speed and voltage for perfect, uniform beads.
Year 4
Soft-robotics allow our machines to snake through tightest elbows.
Year 8 · D-Day
The tank is sealed, and your lungs finally rest.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 daily
Oxygen monitor checks
18 max
Inches of movement space
0.3 percent
Average weld defects
Your severance
A lifetime supply of fireproof welding gloves.
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