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May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYour keyboard shortcuts are just waiting for a script to ignore them.
Junior data-filterer and spreadsheet enthusiast at BigLaw.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Checking conflicts at the speed of light.
help!youAI▸ LEXFIXER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags conflicts before the partner even asks
You clear Intapp flags and map lateral hire data in Excel. Your desk is a human filter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle malice in a lateral associate's client list disclosure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The firm links Intapp directly to the firm database.
Week 11
An LLM learns to identify your specific false positive patterns.
Month 4
Custom parser scripts now ingest lateral work history automatically.
Month 6
You stop receiving tasks because the software cleared them already.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server rack clicks quietly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
99.9%
False positives cleared
Millions
Excel rows pasted
Excessive
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A one-year subscription to legal research database.
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