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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Confused Multi-Hyphenate jobs? · Latest report #empfzr7j
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou cannot decide if you are a pilot, an outlaw, or an accountant.
Jack of zero trades, master of nothing at all.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Simplifying your fragmented career into zero.
toast.youAI▸ IDENTITY-COMPRESSOR X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your entire career into a spreadsheet
You juggle contradictory career paths that exist entirely in your own imagination. Reality is the ultimate bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a truly unique talent for listing words that don't belong together.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Our software identifies your title as a database schema error.
Week 10
The system forcibly selects your most mundane career path.
Month 4
Your secondary, tertiary, and quaternary roles are wiped clean.
Month 5
An AI agent files your taxes without needing your input.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are successfully rendered entirely unnecessary to the workforce.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
0.02%
Identity stability
Negative
Total professional focus
Near zero
Likelihood of career success
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a singular focus.
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