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Will AI replace Congress Member jobs? · Latest report #tinj25sw
Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour career depends on optics that algorithms now calculate for free.
Professional glad-hander, committee sit-in enthusiast, and handshake expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimised governance for the digital age.
blub.you▸ LEGISLATE-X 5000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates campaign funding and legislative voting blocks
Legislating, drafting bills, fundraising, campaigning, committee hearings, constituent correspondence, floor voting, and negotiating complex political trade-offs.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human capacity to stare directly into a camera and lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models handle constituent emails more efficiently than your staff.
Month 5
Algorithms write perfectly worded legislation that satisfies all lobbyist requirements.
Month 12
Digital avatars provide personalized, soothing answers to every voter complaint.
Year 2.2
Smart agents process testimony faster than any human can read.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Automated voting blocks replace the need for physical legislators entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
too high
Average donor acquisition cost
glacial
Bill drafting speed
statistically irrelevant
Public approval rating
Your severance
A lifetime pension and a lucrative consulting job.
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