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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou exist to turn political chaos into a coherent, manageable spreadsheet.
Master of the local political firehouse and policy translator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Constituent grievances processed at the speed of light.
oof.youAI▸ DISTRICTLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters incoming constituent outrage by priority
You manage local constituent casework and coordinate staff to navigate federal agency bureaucracy for upset residents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle difference between a genuine crisis and a bored crank.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI classifies constituent emails by urgency and policy category.
Month 6
Direct API links to federal portals resolve basic casework.
Month 12
Sentiment analysis engines moderate local forums without human intervention.
Month 18
Algorithms predict staffing needs better than any district director.
Year 2 · D-Day
Software manages all district communications and agency interactions autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
9.4/10
Average constituent anger level
142
Emails per hour
4 litres
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A warm handshake and a generic letter of recommendation.
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